Moon Village Heidian Inn
Behind the live broadcast.
On the left and right sides, there are small rotating heron lanterns that imitate the paintings of ladies.
The lady on the left:
This beauty holds the butterfly lightly in her hand,
Gorgeous clothes and hair accessories, showing Ana\'s colorful body,
The second lady from the left:
This lady is dressed in a scarlet cloak,
Jacket purple gauze, hands tightly holding the gauze, wearing Begonia flowers,
Although standing still, but with a proud expression and an elegant temperament between his brows,
The three ladies from the left:
This lady who admires flowers, with lotus flowers in her bun,
Wearing a white checkered gauze shirt, you can tell at a glance that she is a noble lady, and she is admiring the red flower in her hand.
Her skin is creamy, and her pink makeup is jade-cut, giving people a beauty like a flower, but more than a flowery feeling,
The four ladies from the left:
This maid with a fan in her hand has a serene expression, and her clothes and hairstyle are relatively simple.
In the painting, the gossamer is mainly used, the strokes are even and smooth, light and soft,
With the help of color, it successfully reflects the beauty of skin and leno,
The fifth lady from the left:
This walking lady in a light-colored gauze shirt,
The long skirt is decorated with round flowers, and on it is painted with flowing clouds and phoenix patterns.
It seems that because the weather is sultry, the right hand lightly lifts the collar,
The veil on the lady\'s arm is dyed with a light color, which is darker than the exposed skin and lighter than the gauze, just right,
Reproduces smooth skin and transparent tulle, conveying a soft and tranquil beauty,
The sixth lady from the left:
This lady playing dog is wearing a long skirt,
Wearing a gauze blouse with a red bra, turning slightly sideways. Playing with the puppy with Buddha dust,
The color of her face and the decoration of her clothes are all done with the utmost ingenuity,
The painter fully depicts the shaved body and the plump muscles,
This painting fully embodies the artist\'s superb skills in drawing lines and coloring.
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Package entertainment: package entertainment.
Filament: Filament.
Sally Filigree: Take a bow.
Bao Yu: Hello, fans before the live broadcast.
Filigree: Friends. Hello everyone.
Bao Yu: Having friends from afar
Filigree: Lele alone. Not as good as all.
Bao Yu: In addition to the \"Moon Village\" female siren last time. Is there anything else new?
Filigree: When I went to the ocean to investigate, I met the Mirage Building
Bao Yu: Of course it is. The legendary crossing.
Filigree: Exactly.
Bao Yu: Where have you been?
Filigree: Spring and Autumn and Warring States Period.
Bao Yu: Look at it. 5000 years ago.
Filigree: I was walking. I saw a three-story wooden inn in front of me. Above the entrance of the inn was a wooden plaque written in Xiaozhuan.
Bao Yu: What did you write?
Filigree: I don\'t know what font it is.
Bao Yu: Then how do you know it\'s an inn?
Filigree: Because there\'s a Needle Shop Xiaoer standing at the door,
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filigree: The Needle Shop’s second kid bowed and smiled and said, “My lord, please, please, do you want to hit the tip or stay in the store?”
Bao Yu: This service is really thoughtful.
Filigree: I said casually: Sharpen.
Bao Yu: This means having a light meal.
Filigree: As soon as you enter the door, you can only hear the starling who hangs by the door chirping: Welcome, welcome,
Bao Yu: Really polite and thoughtful.
Filigree: I saw the fish tank in the center of the door and said: What is this?
Bao Yu: Look. What is it.
Filament:
The Needle Shop Xiao Er smiled and said:
Lord, walk carefully, the floor under your feet is a priceless Martian meteorite,
In this fish tank are three-eyed dinosaur shrimp left over from the Cretaceous period.
Bao Yu: Look. There are even Cretaceous things.
Filament:
I walked slowly to the corner by the door and sat down,
The Needle Shop Xiao Er smiled and said:
Sir, sit down, the wooden chair you are sitting on now, Jiang Ziya used to sit.
Bao Yu: Look. You walked in. It\'s not an inn. It\'s an antique shop.
Filigree: I looked up at the wall and said: Store clerk, may I ask what characters are written on the small wooden sign on the wall?
Bao Yu: Look. In ancient times, it became illiterate.
Filament:
The Needle Shop Xiao Er smiled and said:
This gentleman, this is a menu written in Xiaozhuan, and the handwriting is the drop left by the son Xiaobai who went into exile to our shop.
Bao Yu: Look. The emperor gave me a plaque.
Filigree: Store clerk, the weather is so hot, why don\'t you turn on the air conditioner?
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
The second of the Need Store smiled and said, \"My lord, the air conditioner is a product of the post-industrial revolution.
Bao Yu: Look. Long knowledge.
Filigree: Store clerk, why didn\'t your store tell a story?
Bao Yu: I want to listen to cross talk.
Filament:
The Needle Shop\'s second said with a smile: \"My lord, storytellers will not be available until the late Ming and early Qing dynasties.\"
Bao Yu: Look. Don\'t listen.
Filigree: The shop\'s second, then let\'s have a plate of three big guns and a bowl of spirit tea first.
Bao Yu: Look. Appetizers.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
The three cannons are the court cakes and snacks of the Southern Song Dynasty.
As for spirit tea, it was only available in the ancient fantasy era.
Bao Yu: There are no three big guns and Lingcha.
Filigree: Then have a plate of Goubuli buns and a bowl of freshly squeezed Liuding fruit tea.
Bao Yu: Look. Is there any.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Goubuli steamed buns had to wait until the Xianfeng period of the Qing Dynasty, when the \"Dejuhao\" snack shop in \"Gouzi\", Wuqing County, Zhili Province,
As for oranges, the harvest season is from October to February.
Baoyu has no Goubuli buns and fruit tea.
Filigree: Then let\'s have a plate of rice cakes and a bowl of Pu\'er tea.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Rice cakes have to wait until Wu Zixu in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period,
Pu\'er tea was not available until the Qing Dynasty in Pu\'er Prefecture, Yunnan Province.
Bao Yu: There is no rice cake and Pu\'er tea.
Filigree: Let\'s have a crispy sesame cake with two fried dough sticks.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Hu Bing had to wait until Banchao from the Eastern Han Dynasty brought it in from the Western Regions,
Youtiao had to wait until Qin Hui killed Yue Fei.
Bao Yu: There are no biscuits and fried dough sticks.
Fili: Then let\'s have a plate of moistened cakes and a bowl of Hu spicy soup.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Moisturizing cakes can only be made by the wife of Cai Fuyi in the Ming Dynasty.
Pepper was not available until it was introduced to China in the Tang Dynasty.
Bao Yu: There is no moist cake and Hu spicy soup.
Filigree: Then have a plate of pot stickers and a cup of Ceylon black tea.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Pot stickers will not be available until the Song Dynasty,
Ceylon black tea was not available until the British colonial period of Hong Kong.
Bao Yu: No pot stickers and Ceylon black tea.
Filigree: Let’s have a plate of Chongzai Rice Cake and a bowl of Bak Kut Teh.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Panyou rice has to wait until the time of the Northern Song Dynasty,
Bak Kut Teh was not available until the 19th century in Klang, Selangor, Malaysia.
Bao Yu: There is no panyou rice and bak kut teh.
Filigree: Then have a plate of donkey roll and a cup of Indian taco.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Rolling donkeys were the court food of the Qing Dynasty.
Indian tea was not available until Indians immigrated to the Malay Peninsula.
Bao Yu: There is no donkey rolling and Indian tea.
Filigree: Then have five hibiscus buns, a plate of white blind shrimp, and a cup of yogurt.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Furong siubao had to wait until the Malay Peninsula in the late 19th century,
Yogurt was not available until the 20th century.
As for the white blind shrimp, we are still looking for it at a depth of 5,000 meters.
Baoyu: No hibiscus burnt buns and yogurt.
Filigree: Then have a plate of sushi and tempura and a bowl of coconut custard.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Tempura had to wait until Portuguese missionaries came to Japan in the 16th century.
Sushi can only be improved after Japanese students who studied in the Tang Dynasty brought them back to their hometowns.
As for coconut whiskers, they are purchased in Thailand.
Bao Yu: No tempura and sushi.
Filigree: Then come five white steamed buns, one preserved egg and a plate of Mapo tofu.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Mantou had to wait until Zhuge Liang of the Three Kingdoms invented it.
Preserved eggs have to wait until the Ming Dynasty invented,
Mapo tofu will not be available until the end of the Qing Dynasty.
Bao Yu: There is no steamed buns and mapo tofu.
Filigree: Then have a bowl of \"Ye Mingsha\" porridge and a bowl of passion fruit juice.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Passion fruit did not come to Europe until the 16th century,
As for the luminous sand, it is difficult to collect.
Bao Yu: There is no passion fruit and luminous sand.
Fili: Then have a plate of omurice and a beggar chicken.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Omurice had to wait until the French court in the mid-16th century,
Beggar chickens will not be available until Qianlong goes to the south of the Yangtze River.
Bao Yu: There is no omelette and beggar chicken.
Filigree: Then have a bowl of ham and egg fried rice and a plate of mutton with five-spice sauce.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
We are in Guanzhong. Rice is native to the subtropics. It has to go over the Qinling Mountains to be planted. There is no drop in our shop.
As for ham, we had to wait until the Song Dynasty invented the production method.
Lamb with five-spice sauce is only available in Yongxiang, Qingma.
Baoyu: There is no ham and egg fried rice and mutton with five-spice sauce.
Filigree: Then have a bowl of tomato egg noodles and a plate of Kung Pao chicken.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
White noodles were not available until the Song Dynasty,
As for tomatoes, it was not until the end of the Ming Dynasty that they were introduced to China from South America.
Kung Pao Chicken was invented by Ding Baozhen, the acting governor of Sichuan during the Guangxu period of the Qing Dynasty.
The shop currently only has eggs from hens, how about you order one?
Baoyu: There is no tomato egg noodles and Kung Pao chicken. Fortunately, there are eggs from hens.
Filigree: Let\'s have a cage of Xiao Long Bao and a plate of Coke Braised Chicken Wings.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
I\'m sorry, sir,
The steamed buns and buns have to wait until Prime Minister Zhuge slays Meng Huo,
Cola was invented in the 18th century.
Baoyu: No Xiaolongbao and Coke Braised Chicken Wings.
Filigree: Then have a plate of coffin plates and a plate of guinea fowl.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
This shop is an inn, not a coffin shop,
As for guinea fowl, wait until the 1980s.
Baoyu: There is no coffin board and guinea fowl.
Filigree: Then have a plate of sweet-scented osmanthus cake and a plate of durian pastry.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Durian pastry was only recorded in the 15th century,
Osmanthus cake was not available until the Qing Dynasty.
Bao Yu: There is no durian cake and sweet-scented osmanthus cake.
Filigree: Then have a plate of malay cake and a plate of Italian cheese.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Italian cheese is an Italian dessert,
Malay cakes were not available until the British ruled the Malay Peninsula.
Baoyu: There is no Italian cheese and Malay cake.
Fili: Then have a bowl of Eight Treasures Porridge and a bowl of Buddha Jumps Over the Wall.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Eight-treasure porridge has to wait until the Song Dynasty,
Buddha jumping over the wall was not available until the Guangxu period of the Qing Dynasty.
Bao Yu: There is no eight-treasure porridge with Buddha jumping over the wall
Filigree: Then have a bowl of shark fin and abalone porridge with two braised lion heads.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
The lion head has to wait until the Tang Dynasty,
Shark fins have to wait until the Vietnamese production technology in the Tang and Song Dynasties.
Baoyu: There is no lion head and shark fin.
Filigree: Then let\'s not eat, let\'s have a grilled corn and a plate of sizzling squid.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Corn is still in Mexico, and it will not be introduced to China until the end of the Ming Dynasty.
Teppanyaki was not available until the 19th century in Japan.
Sally: No grilled corn and teppanyaki.
Filigree: Then have a plate of Dingbian file, a plate of fried fresh milk and a plate of kylin fruit.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Kirin fruit is still on its way to Central America,
Dingbian files will not be available until Zheng Chenggong in the Ming Dynasty,
As for the ingredients of fried fresh milk, milk, fried powder, sugar, cornstarch, condensed milk, there is no stock in our store now.
Bao Yu: There is no unicorn fruit and Dingbian file.
Filigree: Then have a plate of jelly and two braised quail eggs.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Soil bamboo shoots will be frozen until Qi Jiguang invents,
As for quail eggs still on their way from continental Europe.
Bao Yu: There is no frozen bamboo shoots and quail eggs.
Filigree: Then have a bowl of rock sugar bird\'s nest and a bowl of tomato and pineapple juice.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Bird\'s nest will be available only after the tribute brought back by Zheng He in the Ming Dynasty after his voyage to the West.
Pineapples are still on their way from the Amazon basin.
Baoyu: No rock sugar bird\'s nest and tomato and pineapple juice.
Filigree: When the weather is hot, come with a bowl of rock candy snow ice and a plate of Qingming fruit.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
The Qingming fruit has to wait until the Southern and Northern Dynasties,
Rock sugar has to wait until the sugar making technology of the Tang Dynasty,
Snowflake ice has to wait until the ice-making technology of the Japanese occupation era.
Bao Yu: There is no Qingming fruit and rock candy snowflake ice.
Filigree: Then have a bowl of frozen tofu and a plate of stinky tofu.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Tofu has to wait until Liu An, the grandson of the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty, Liu Bang, the king of Huainan, invented it.
Bao Yu: No frozen tofu and stinky tofu.
Filigree: Then let\'s have a plate of cold lotus root.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Bean lotus root is native to India, and the planting technology of lotus root was introduced in the Northern and Southern Dynasties.
Baoyu: No cold lotus root
Filigree: How about a bowl of herbal tea?
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
sorry lord,
Tea had to wait until the Han Dynasty, and even in the Tang Dynasty, it was drunk by the scholar-officials, and it is impossible for our small shop to have it.
Bao Yu: No herbal tea
Filigree: Then let\'s have a bowl of Guiling paste?
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
I\'m sorry, lord, the Guiling paste will not be available until the end of the Southern Song Dynasty.
Bao Yu: There is no tortoise paste.
Filigree: On a hot day, come with half a watermelon.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
uh, sorry, daddy,
Watermelon is an African specialty, and it was not until the end of the Northern Song Dynasty that it was passed from the Khitan to the Han...
Bao Yu: No watermelon.
Filigree: There is no watermelon, but there are always apples, right?
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
I\'m so sorry, Lord,
Western apples were not introduced to China from Europe until the nineteenth century.
Uncle, please stop ordering fruit,
I can tell you responsibly, like what grapes, mangoes, pomegranates, strawberries, pineapples,
You can\'t eat it right now.
Baoyu: no fruit
Fuse: What\'s in the inn?
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
The corn cakes, you can eat them with meat sauce, and I can also serve you a hot cabbage.
Bao Yu: Some eat.
Filigree: Dare you open Mala Tang?
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
Look at what the lord said, chili peppers were not introduced until the Ming Dynasty, and I would not be able to make Mala Tang!
Baoyu: No.
Filament: No chili, garlic can be used instead.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
Lord, I\'m so sorry,
The seeds of garlic were brought back by Zhang Qian in the Western Han Dynasty after his mission to the Western Regions.
The shop only has peppercorns, only numb and not spicy.
Baoyu: No.
Filigree: Then you can\'t stir-fry green vegetables? Do you have to scald cabbage in boiling water?
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
Lord, you don\'t know something,
Iron pots could not be produced until the late Song Dynasty, so cooking was impossible.
Moreover, vegetable oil was used for cooking, and the vegetable oil had to wait until the rapeseed flowers were widely planted in the late Ming Dynasty.
Entertainment package: no
Filigree: Well, actually you can use peanut oil...
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
The second of the best shop said: \"Master,
Peanuts are still in the Americas, but they didn\'t spread until Columbus discovered the New World.
Until the end of Qianlong\'s reign, peanuts were very rare.
Entertainment package: no
Filigree: Then let\'s have some blanched cabbage, add more coriander.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
The second of the best shop said: \"Master,
Coriander is native to the Mediterranean Sea. After Zhang Qian went to the Western Regions...
Entertainment package: no
Filigree: I\'m going to visit an old friend, so I\'ll bring a box of pineapple cakes as a souvenir.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
Pineapple cake is a dessert from Taiwan, waiting for Emperor Kangxi to recover Taiwan......
Entertainment package: no
Filigree: What the hell do you have?
Sally: Look at it.
Filigree: The best shop Xiaoer said: This inn has launched a new insect meal...
Baoyu: What is Insect Dinner?
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
Insect feast includes locusts, snails, snails, snails, earthworms, crickets, grasshoppers, cockroaches, spring silkworms, scorpions, lizards, soil shoots, wax worms, termites, stick insects, small wax moths, mealworms, and vermin , Ji\'s walking insects.....
Package Entertainment: Shrimp.
Filigree: Let\'s have a plate of locust dinner and a bowl of boiled water.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Fasi
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
After a quarter of an hour.
There is a plate of locusts and a bowl of boiled water on the second end of the Needle Shop,
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Looking at the plate of 5 locusts on the table,
I have no appetite.
After drinking the boiled water, he said: shop assistant, check out.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
The second of the Need Store stood at the table and said, \"Master,
A plate of 5 locusts is 250 shovels,
A bowl of boiled water is 50 scoops,
A total of 300 shovels,
Package entertainment: 300 shovels,
Filigree: shrimp, boiled water and silver taels?
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
Need for a Store Xiaoer said:
see what lord said,
Our locusts came across the sea from the Tianshan Mountains thousands of miles away,
Our boiled water is extracted from 10,000 meters of deep sea...
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filigree: I said angrily: I want to swipe my card.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
The Little Two Thieves of the Best Shop said sarcastically:
I\'m so sorry man, credit card payments have to wait until the end of the 19th century in England...
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filigree: The debt is repaid, then I will pay off the debt at your store.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
The Needle Shop Xiaoer said with a smirk: The monthly salary of the shop assistant is 10 shovels, and there is no room and board...
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filigree: You are a black shop here, I want to complain.
Bao Yu: Look at it.
Filament:
The second of the best shop smirked and said: Look at what you said, the name of the shop is \"Black Shop Inn\"...
Bao Yu: Then how did you get back to Moon Village?
Filigree: How can I go to the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. I fell asleep on the boat. Nanke Yimeng.
package entertainment: package entertainment
Filament: Filament.
Bao Yu. Fili: Step down and take a bow...
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