aliens invade earth
Saturday.
9:30 am,
Solar System Conference Center, 25th Floor, GOLD Financial Building,
Full of all kinds of cameras, live broadcasters, aerial cameras,
A speech topic is posted on the door: How to deal with aliens conquering the earth.
on the podium,
The virtual AI Meiji Band is playing Pachelbel Canon in D,
Under the fixed bass of 8 quarter notes of the cello,
The three violins are also added successively at a distance of 2 bars,
violin melody,
can become the main melody,
It can also be used as a harmony accompaniment,
more capable of becoming a two- or three-part melody chorus,
Limited by the fixed bass of the cello,
Harmony can only be carried out in a limited specification,
But the overall melody and harmony will not make people feel monotonous,
On the contrary, every time I feel the surprise in the change,
Immediately turned into a mix of guzheng, electric guitar, rhythm ventriloquism,
Plus interlude rap:
the highest dome of the solar galaxy,
Looking at the starry sky and seeing the rising sun,
Not afraid of dust covering my eyes,
Destined to be at the top.
The stars in the sky hide the latitude shadow,
Galaxy celestial hidden civilization,
Desperate for the cosmic light-year eye,
A one-dimensional layer of space-time.
10 o\'clock in the morning,
Female professor standing on the podium.
168 cm,
The hair looks straight, half-length and not short, but it has a sense of space and will not collapse.
Chinese character face, thick hair on the temples, pale complexion, slender eyebrows,
The watery Danfeng big eyes, the upper lids are thin and flexible,
Eyes drooping, there is a little black sesame,
The bags under the eyes are pale black, the lower edge of the eyelashes are thick and bulging,
A diamond pearl pendant hangs from the earlobe,
The nose is delicate and small, deep, long and broad in the middle, with fine lines,
The upper lip is thin, the lower lip is thick, the corners of the mouth are thick on both sides,
An ink-colored cheongsam dress with shoulder sleeves imitation fragrant cloud yarn
The line that tightens along the body curve below the neck,
With a firm and round shape that is ready to be seen, it reflects the plump contours more closely.
Wearing a \"smart 3D stereo holographic communicator\" on the left wrist,
The ring finger of the left hand wears a sparkling wedding diamond ring;
Two fingers hold a black wireless microphone.
From the bottom of the skirt stretched out two lotus legs wrapped in skin-colored transparent lace stockings,
Footsteps on a pair of black pearl high heels...
half an hour.
The female professor said slowly:
Welcome everyone.
Now let\'s look at historical figures, what do you think about aliens coming to Earth?
Jiang Taigong said: Raise his chaotic ministers to confuse them, enter beautiful women, and confuse them with lewd voices.
Zhuge Kongming said: Open the earth\'s protective cover, and then sit on the port of the spacecraft to burn incense and play the piano.
Tan Daoji said: Walking is the best plan.
Sociologists say: It is recommended that the Milky Way vote on whether there should be aliens on Earth.
The live broadcaster said: Will the aliens come to the earth increase the click rate?
Investors said: Aliens have conquered the earth, and they will undertake bargain hunting.
The magician said: How to turn aliens into earthlings.
After a quarter of an hour.
The female professor asked the audience:
If 300 seconds later. Donut aliens are going to take over the earth. What do you want to do?
at this time.
The 45-year-old man raised his hand and said: I will exchange all my assets with the cryptocurrency company for \"Donut Coins\".
half an hour.
The 25-year-old woman raised her hand and said: I will be the first naked to fend off the doughnut aliens.
The boyfriend next to her gave her a white look and said faintly: Can your northern hemisphere hold up?
(Background sound effects: clapping hands sounded...)
half an hour.
A 30-year-old man raised his hand and said enthusiastically: I will immediately find the woman around me to love love.
The wife next to him gave him a blank look and said faintly: What are you going to do in the remaining 250 seconds?
(Background sound effects: clapping hands sounded...)
That night.
in a shared suite.
The wind roared.
25-year-old woman with her alien boyfriend who played donuts.
5 hours of battle.
Caused her boyfriend to almost die.
On the other side, in the bedroom of 5 pings.
The two naked bodies were glued together tightly.
Although a 30-year-old man\'s wooden pestle plugs his wife\'s O-shaped mouth.
but.
The man also drank a lot of honey juice squirting from the water hole...
